In 4th place – You have internal organs in there that are squishy.
In 3rd place – Will you smell this dirt on my calf, I’m not sure if it’s dirt or dog sh*t
In 2nd place – I really need to reread that book series again, I’ve yet to read it in English
And in 1st place – I need to microwave the cat litter I keep inside of my bagpipes
I have wonderful and unusual friends